1) Don’t steal my sh*t..Just kidding, but seriously… don’t
2) I really have a thing for asian women but have never dated one. I would like to change that. A bonus if she can kick my ass at 5’3, 120lbs 
3) I don’t need your drama, if you have it, then check it at baggage when you fly into my world.
4) If you want to change the world for better? Awesome! If you have a plan, even better! For those planning to go the southern evil route… I guess we can still chat. I am undecided but drop me a line just in case, Superhero chicks rule. Period.
5) Mustlove being sent naked pics. I don’t send them cuz but as soon as women realize that men only send them because women hate them, the better. Try liking them and see what happens. If you grasp that —-> email me.. NO caps..
6) If your gonna play me or screw me over. Be at least good at what to do, nothing half-assed please. Wannabe’s or the girls that think their gonna change a man, got news for ya. We know if we act stupid, we get laid, that is why we do it.
7) If you have a friend sitting beside you that your showing this too and their either laughing or smiling, then hook me up.. stop laughing and type the email. I’ll respond, I like pony’s too.. .com
Must be fun when you drink, I get depressed enough for the both of us. Like tell a joke, have a story or slap someone around. I like people with passion and that don’t turn a 180 with a drop of alcohol. Like its hard enough to know you to begin with, then I have to figure you out all over again.
9) Again.. don’t steal my shit. Wait.. I mean be pleasant to look at. I love personality too but be cute! Cuddling is way beter when your physically attracted to the other person. Talking about morals, ethics, dreams and fantasies only get you so far before you need to step up and put out. If your this far, I like your style already.
10) If you need dating or relationship advice that doesn’t involve me, then contact me and I will help you out. I will also hit on you.. why not? Obviously there is problems.. me fix
